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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Still Alive

Posting some quick sketches so people know I've not ascended to heaven absolved of all sin.

I'll get back into the Rule 34 groove at some point. Feel free to yell at me in the comments or on twitter until then.

Got comic books to catch up on, they tend not to read themselves.

Post title taken from the game "Portal" by Valve

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Happy Mother's Day

Hey it's Mother's Day. What better way to celebrate than with a huge upload of some toon MILFs?

Up first is the deliciously wide hipped mother of Dexter. These two pics turned out great even though I hadn't tried drawing her in years. I really don't even think SCIENCE can explain dat ass.

Tess Keene from Preteena is an under represented MILF in the Rule 34 community. This drawing was done months ago and I had actually forgotten all about it until I accidently found it under a pile of sketches. This is supposed to be from Gordo and Johnson's point of view and part of a series of her seducing them (like it'd take much effort).

And then there was Lois. I admit I draw a lot of her but yeah... I don't care. She's fun to draw and not many other artist do images of her. When I first sketched her it was on a dare of sorts. My friend was adamant that there were certain characters that couldn't be drawn attractively in Rule 34. I asked him to give me a character that I would take a crack at to prove him wrong... you pretty much know the rest turned out.
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Saturday, April 23, 2011

Got the Time

Oh how the mighty have fallen... Cartoon Network used to be an amazing channel full of quality animated programming with something for everyone of all ages. But the station that was once home to the juggernauts "Toonami" and "Cartoon Cartoon Fridays" now continually pushes live action programs, movies, and GODDAMN SPORTS SHOWS. If it weren't for Adventure Time I'd not watch the channel at all anymore.

Post title taken from the album "Persistence in Time" by Anthrax
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Sunday, April 17, 2011

Do The Rump

After seeing PhillipThe2's coloring of my Jane and Astro piece it really got me inspired to sketch out quite a few pics of the sultry Mrs. Jetson.

The CompuMirror 3000 is the Ron Simmons model obviously.

Jane also has an entirely different approach to getting Astro to behave and I can almost guarantee that -unlike her husband George- she doesn't have problems walking him on the treadmill. Spiritual successor (maybe even precursor, I work in layers with my shit) to the Jane and Astro coming in from the walk.

Post title taken from the album "The Big Come Up" by The Black Keys

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Sunday, April 10, 2011

Kings & Compromises

Tifa Lockhart is- in my mind- the undisputed Queen of Rule 34. If you were born before 1997 and had just so happened to have the internet you shouldn't even need to ask "Hey Rage, why do you have such an opinion?"

The pic was inspired by... wait for it... the Right Said Fred song "I'm Too Sexy". Tifa is obviously taking the "I'm too sexy for my shirt" line to heart. I liked how it turned out (which doesn't happen very often) and admittedly it's a pretty generic pic of her, however...

This is my pic. There are many like it but this one is mine.

Also before you ask: if she can summon Chocobos and Ifrit from thin air then she can remove her shirt while keeping the suspenders on.

Another Frankie Foster but this time Wilt is showing her his appreciation for all the stuff she does to keep the Foster Home in such great condition. This is one of those Frankie pics I mentioned in the last blog post.

The ShopRite Can Can Girls as requested by FusionWarrior. It's a few months late but thankfully he realizes I have a social life and didn't harass me about getting it done (which is the best way to get me to NOT do it). I liked drawing them so I may do more at some point. The black Can Can Girl was just a brown recoloring of the other white ones so I just "enhanced" her a little bit and brought her more in line with she should look like. I think it worked. You can view the video this pic is based on here.

Last but not least are colorings of two of my Hi and Lois pics. These were done by PhillipThe2. He is awesome. Check out his blog for his artwork, photography and to be amazed at the colorings he does of other artists' work.

Post title taken from the album "West Texas" by Sleepercar
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Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Unsubstantiated Rumors Are Good Enough For Me To Base My Life Upon

After the Frankie/Mac Christmas pic I did a few months ago I got a lot of positive feed back (also 3 different colorings) and ended up getting quite a few requests to do more. Frankie as a sexual predator seems to appeal to a large group of people so I unashamedly sketched out 5 more (this is the only one I've ended up inking at this point though). The others have turned out fine so it's only a matter of time before those are posted as well.

Don't really care for Family Guy but I just felt like doing a Lois Griffin pic. Don't know if I'll ever do anymore and I'm on the fence about the pic itself, if people seem to like it though I'll consider doing more.

The third and final pic of the update is Jane Jetson spending quality time with Astro... well, until George suddenly gets home early.

Also for the occasional quick snapshots of sketches (and other assorted tom-foolery) check out my Twitpic account. Because I get bored easily while drawing some of those sketches may never be completed.

Post title taken from the album "As the Eternal Cowboy" by Against Me!
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Stella Was a Diver and She Was Always Down

I was playing the mobile phone game Lame Castle a few minutes ago when a thought struck me: "I bet there's no Rule 34 of this game!"

After a bit of checking I'd confirmed my suspicion and quickly whipped out this pic of one of my favorite mobile games. If you've never played the game it's pretty much in the same style as Robot Unicorn Attack. The Princess appears briefly at the end of every level to award you points and reveal unlocked bonuses such as power ups or new modes (like CHICKEN PUNTER).

Funny backstory about the game: It was created in response to Sony's PSP ad campaign making fun of mobile gaming. In the commercial a kid is playing a game on his phone called "Lame Castle" and is made fun of for it. Taking offense to this put down of mobile games a company went out of it's way and actually created a game using that name.

Also a preview of a Pebbles Flintstone sketch:

Post title taken from the album "Turn on the Bright Lights" by Interpol

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Friday, March 25, 2011

Sic Transit Gloria Mundi

I know it's been a bit since I uploaded anything. There's good reason for it too, at least in my mind, but I won't bore you with the drama and the details...


This post is exclusively for the Hi and Lois rule 34 so make sure to check back in after a few days because there will be more added into it.

The first is one I'm quite fond of: An ass shot of Lois. Drew it while wearing a nice pair of Aviators.

Remember the days when you were growing up when you'd see a hot older woman in a bikini at the beach/lake/pool? You'd pop a boner, get embarrased and hide it the best you could. But poor Chip... he has to deal with it whenever he sees his mom. What a Sick Fuck and/or Lucky Bastard.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Part 3 Move Along

I'll be posting pics sometime soon. Been sketching all sorts of shit these past few days including but not limited to Frankie/Mac, Pirates of Dark Water, and Preteena.

A preview of Tula from a PoDW sketch is below (via my Twitpic account):

It's a Work in Progress of course so there will be changes by the time it's finished.

A preview of an almost finished Jane Jetson piece:

A quick Hi and Lois sketch made of equal parts "MILF" and "Yes Please" that I'll be inking ASAP: