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Friday, October 26, 2012

Church Hymn for the Condemned

I had never really considered drawing Family Guy stuff until people repeatedly asked it. After awhile I was like "why the fuck not?" and just decided to go for it. Crazy to think this picture is approaching 2 years old now. There were a few solid colors done of this one on Paheal when I first posted it, thought I'd add my touch to it finally.

Post title taken from the album "Love Songs for the Apocalypse" by Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Sex Type Thing

Two more colors of everybody's favorite MILF, Lois Flagston. Chip has such a loving mother, doesn't he?

I really do wish that more artists would try their hand at depicting Lois, I'd be real interested in seeing her interpreted in various other styles.

Thinking I might start on a comic starring these two sometime soon. We'll see...

Post title taken from the album "Core" by Stone Temple Pilots

Sunday, October 21, 2012

The Blank Husband Epidemic

Just some more old artwork getting colors, ya dig?

Always got to have some more Lois Flagston. This is probably one of my favorite pics I've done of her, the overall look and set up just really clicked with me as I drew it. Doubly so for the coloring.

Laura Newman of "Adam @ Home" may be a subject I revisit sometime down the line. I see a lot of potential '34 material in that comic with the mother/son thing being something that I'd obviously want to delve into. Obviously.

This is the second Francine Smith drawing I've done, the first one I can no longer find... otherwise it would get colored as well. I have a couple more sketches of her that I'll get around to inking, and then coloring, with one of those being a Hayley/Francine request.

Post title taken from the album "Aldhils Arboretum" by Of Montreal

Wednesday, October 17, 2012


You can't call yourself a '34 artist and not have at least one Tifa pic in your portfolio. It's like the old cartoonist rule that everyone has to draw Mickey Mouse at some point in their career.

It's required.

It's inevitable.

It's destiny.

I think I've mentioned it before but it's always worth reiterating that Tifa Lockhart is probably the queen of Rule34. You could make a pretty damn good argument that she had a significant impact on the creation of the whole internet cartoon/game porn culture... and she's still going strong. Sure, Sailor Moon and Evangelion had huge followings at the time too but as time has shown they were merely pretenders to the throne. 

All hail the queen, baby.

Post title taken from the album "Galaktikon" by Brendon Small

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

On to the Next One

I really hadn't planned on coloring anything else for awhile but when the artistic bug bites me, it bites me fierce. Did both of these over the past few hours and I'm already currently working on finishing a Tifa Lockhart, it's a bit more detailed so it'll take a little longer. Also barricading myself inside and doing nothing but drawing or coloring seems like it may keep me out of trouble for a few days.

Frankie Foster is the old standby for me.I've drawn her dozens of times and always like to throw Wilt into a picture now and again since he's my favorite character on the show. I'm sure I'll get a few people asking why it wasn't the frequently requested Straight Shota-fuel pairing of Mac and Frankie but just be assured that one is on the way.

Lois Flagston is a MILF and that's about as much as needs to be said about that pic.

And for people who really like my Luann stuff, PhillipThe2 did an amazing job- as usual- on my most recent rendition of the Degroots having a "family night." Check his stuff out if you aren't familiar. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.

Post title taken from the album "The Blueprint 3" by Jay-Z 

Sunday, October 14, 2012

LED Umbrella

It's been a few years since I've bothered to color one of my own drawings due to a mixture of laziness, disinterest, and at some point the basic inability to do so. I've always had a thing for Ulala and find that she's a very unappreciated character in the video gaming world as well as the Rule 34 community. There just isn't much quality stuff out there of Sega's space reporting heroine... so maybe I can try and add a little something with this piece.

As far as me coloring other pics down the line, I wouldn't rule it out but don't expect a sudden avalanche of Rage Grenade technicolor pornography to cascading across the internets anytime soon.

As always let me know what you think, I could use a heavy dose of critiquing now and again. I plan on getting back to work on these mountains of requests I have after this.... Eventually...



Post title taken from the album "FACES" by Mt. Helium.

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Don't Stand So Close to Me

It's been a long while (YET AGAIN!) since I've uploaded anything. Sorry about that, there was a moment where I didn't think I would be coming back at all but here we are with two new pics- finished requests, at that- for everyone to enjoy.

Luann spending yet more quality time with her mother will most likely be an ongoing theme from here on out. I wouldn't rule out other characters eventually being drawn though.

The Princess Peach pic is a good two years old now... Yeah... finally inked it...

Post title taken from the album "Zenyatta Mondatta" by The Police.